Anytime you've got nothing to do, and lots of time to do it, come on up.

If you want to meet someone who meets the following criteria, i'm your man.

Kickass people. <-- i rule.
Geeks. <-- i like to crochet and watch bond at the same time on friday nights with my dad.
Strange individuals. <-- see above.
People who don't care what others think. <-- other people stink, where as i, rule.
Someone without an addiction. <--i'm addicted to cheese. and asian food. and tea....i'll stop while i'm almost ahead.
Awesome people. <-- i'm awesome people. ask alex a.k.a romeo. we're best friends now.
People who are as content going for coffee on a friday night as they are getting wasted. <-- i like tea.
People who'll dance however they like, to any type of music, anywhere. <-- bars are for making a fool of yourself when you dance. hopefully with gay guys. they don't try to grope you and have the sweetest moves around.
Non-slut males. <-- umm...crap i'm a girl.
Non-psychotic girls. <-- crap, i'm probably a bit psychotic. it's part of my charm:)
A dude who genuinely likes me. <--...
Good conversationalists. <-- i don't even know you and apparently i'm telling you my life story. creepy? i think so.
People who laugh at the stupidest things. <-- laughin gets you through life. and awkward situations.
Prudes. <-- my boyfriend lives in e-town. i prude it up in tunetown ALL the time.
Someone who can think for his or herself. <-- i talk to much.
Someone who isn't straightedge, but also isn't an addict/alcoholic. <-- cold beer is nice. so is remembering who you met the next day.
A sense of humour that induces side-splitting, tummy-aching, eye-watering laughter. <-- you should probably meet my sister.

Song of the moment: I don't feel like dancing - Scissor Sisters